'Pirates Of The Caribbean 5' Gets Title, Dead Men Tell No Tales: Johnny Depp Will Return As Captain Jack Sparrow In 2015

It's official, you guys. Somebody, somewhere thinks POTC5 needs to happen and so Johnny Deep will be returning as seafaring Snagglepuss, Captain Jack Sparrow in 2015. The official title, released today, is Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. 

Jeez, are they just going to burn through all the pirate cliches? Was "Blow The Man Down" already taken by Vivid for a porn parody? 

But, I digress. The Disney flick will be co-directed by Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg and will begin shooting in early 2014.

Beyond that, we know about as much as Jon Snow about the movie. JDepp will be in it, but there's no word what he'll be doing for the film's 3 and a half hour runtime (just a guess). Orlando Bloom may return as the forever-at-sea Will Turner, Keira Knightley might be there.

We just don't know and the folks behind POTC5 don't seem to want to tell us.