Ashton Kutcher Slams Charlie Sheen About ‘Two And A Half Men’ Return On ‘CONAN’: “Charlie Sheen Has Become A Parent On ‘Charlie Brown’” [VIDEO]

Fresh off the birth of his baby girl alongside actress Mila Kunis, Two and a Half Men star Charl– oh, wait, Ashton Kutcher stopped by TBS' CONAN last night to promote the upcoming final season of the CBS hit, which will begin Season 12 tomorrow, Thursday, Oct. 30. During his segment, Kutcher talked up being a new dad and his plans for daughter Wyatt's first Halloween. Oh, and he also slammed former Two and A Half Men lead, Charlie Sheen, calling him a Charlie Brown character.

Towards the end of his panel, O'Brien asked the actor how he would feel is Sheen made an appearance on the show's final season or episode, considering the Anger Management star has been talking up how he'd like to come back. To the question, Kutcher seemed to initially be at a loss for words. He then, however, said, "You know, I just kinda stopped listening to things Charlie Sheen says."

The current Two and A Half Men actor added, "Charlie Sheen has become a parent on Charlie Brown to me. 'Wah waah waah wah...' And I just keep saying thank you for the great job!"

He then admitted that he's thrilled to have the gig, and it's basically all thanks to Sheen's "meltdown" and getting fired from the series.

Check out Kutcher's slam on Charlie Sheen below:

So, what does Charlie Sheen have to say about the slam? Stay tuned!

And be sure to check out the new season of Two and A Half Men tomorrow, Oct. 30, at 9 p.m. on CBS. Of course, watch out for CONAN on TBS, weeknights at 11 p.m.