'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' - Funny, Memorable Lines from the TLC Hit Show

In preparation of a new episode of "Honey Boo Boo Child" (starring pageant-queen wannabe Alana Thompson and her self-described "redneck" family"), which airs tonight (Wednesday, Sept. 5) at 10 p.m. ET on TLC, here are some hilarious, memorable quotes brought to you by the Thompson clan.

"A dollar makes me holler, honey boo boo!" - Alana

"It's called a biscuit 'cause it looks like a biscuit, ya know, when it opens up and..." - Mama June (when talking about a woman's privates).

"My momma weighs the most in the family because she's fat. TRUTH." - Alana

"We're kinda like a lopsided, obtuse triangle all put together. Like a deformed shape." - June

"We're gonna make you a pageant gay pig." - Alana

"My mother had told me in the past that if you fart 12-15 times a day, you can lose a little weight, so I think I'll lose a lot of weight because I'm going to fart a lot." - Sister Chubs

"All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous." - June

"When my belly hurts, it's usually gas or too many chicken nuggets." - Alana

"I'll stop passing gas when I'm dead." - Sister Pumpkin

"No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time." - June

"I hope I don't see a bunch of wedgies at the water park. Vajiggle jaggle's going to be hanging out though." - Alana

How can you not love the Thompson girls?