Watch Adam Sandler, Britney Spears, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz read Mean Tweets {WATCH}

Why is Gywenth Paltrow an "ugly ass bird looking bitch?" And do Lena Dunham's "boobs look like dog noses"? And why should Adam Sandler be alien food? It must be more Mean Tweets from Jimmy Kimmel Live! Last night's episode featured a cavalcade of stars reading out the meanest tweets the internet had for them, with predictably brutal results. You can watch Gwyneth, Lena, and Adam along with Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz, Scott Foley, Michael Chiklis, Ted Danson, John Stamos, and Lisa Kudrow all reciting Twitter's harshest tweets regarding them. 

Actually, Sandler being told he would be caught in a net and given up for alien sacrifice if the situation demanded it is something of a highlight. Watch below. 

Pop superstar Britney Spears, according to one tweeter, is a tired hag who's stalking her on radio, and in addition to the 'bird' crack, Gwyneth is also told to "Shut the f-k up". Meanwhile Gerard Butler is asked if he had a large student loan that was forcing him to do "S-t films", to which he responded, "no, I don;t have a student loan, I just do all these shit films".

A silvery blonde Lena Dunham looks on, hurt, as she reads "Unpopular opinion, Lena Dunham's boobs look like dogs noses" and Ty Burrell is compared to a "crack addict Jon Hamm".

Guardians of the Galaxy star Chris Pratt is simply told to "f-k off", Scandal's Scott Foley laughs when told he has a "raper face", Shield star Michael Chiklis apparently looks like a "scrotum" and Full House/sometime Beach Boy legend John Stamos shows off his allegedly "gross" belly button. 

No one is safe, it turns out - even Bob Newhart's age js questioned, Geena Davis is called a "man's man" and Chloe Grace Moretz was compared to one tweeter's "a-hole"... to which she responds with the best heckler-burn of the segment, saying simply, "wow, you must have a really bleached a-hole" 

Friends star Lisa Kudrow, though, gets off relatively easy, with one tweeter wishing everybody but her a happy weekend, then saying "f-k you". 

Harsh, dudes. 

Meanwhile, as Hollywood Life report, One Direction took the world's cutest selfie on last night's show. Cool, huh? 

BEHOLD - the #CutestSelfieEver - watch #Kimmel tonight. @OneDirection pic.twitter.com/C8fC8j34yc

— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 21, 2014