Watch Justin Bieber Face Plant Off His Skateboard In NYC; Selena Gomez Ex Shows Off Skills With Epic Fail

Justin Bieber likely won't be changing careers to become a professional skater any time soon. The diminutive Canadian singer — toting his newly bleached hair that doesn't, in any way, make him look like a 16 year old female Blink 182 fan from 1995 — was showing off his skating skills in New York City for a crowd of smartphone-recording Beliebers that were being kept back by his bodyguards... and promptly ate shit off his board. It comes after TMZ busted "Boyfriend" singer Bieber for posing with a private jet... that the Believe star intimated was his.

As TMZ point out, the private jet that he posed with — captioning the photos with "New jet for Christmas, and she's beautiful" — isn't actually Bieber's.

TMZ go on to say that they "learned the jet Bieber posed on is a G4 -- which is for sale -- but was not purchased by JB. Sources with direct knowledge of the aircraft tell us Justin merely chartered it for a Christmas flight from Canada to NYC. In other words ... just a really expensive Uber."

Ouch.

As for skating, Bieber was busy shredding around the big apple, proving once and for all that he is actually one of the world's preeminent badasses who sing songs that have lyrics such as: "If I was your boyfriend, never let you go / Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone."

Anyway, Bieber put on a show on some steps in NYC to show off his little baby kickflips, and even though he pulled off a couple of jumps, he nearly wrecked that million dollar face of his. Check out the clip below: 

Baby, baby, baby. How about we watch it one more time... in slow motion?