Drake Ex-Lover SLAMS Rapper: Drizzy Offers 'Little Love,' Bad in Bed? New Stripper Girlfriend Cyn Santana Not Impressed with 'Small Package?' [PHOTOS]

Poor Drake - MediaTakeOut.com is totally outting the "Find Your Love" crooner as a mediocre lover! Apparently Drizzy has a rather "small" package and he's horrible in bed... how messed up is that?! Wonder what Drake's new girlfriend - stripper and music video vixen Cyn Santana - thinks about her beau's "unimpressive" bedroom skills... if the rumors ARE indeed true! Read on for more details...

As Mstars previously reported, the 26-year-old Canadian rapper is in a new exclusive relationship with sexy model and Houston Dreams dancer, Cyn Santana:

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It looks like Santana knows exactly what she wants in a man... so does Drake really have what it takes to keep up?

According to MediaTakeOut, definitely not.

A 'wannabe' celeb recently released these seedy details to the popular webloid describing the (disappointing) sexual encounter she once had with Drake:

"I had sex with Drake and I wanted to put his conceited a## on BLAST. I would write you a long note but it is worthless... He wanted to look at himself in the mirror the whole time and he asked me to lick his a##. So basically he wanted me to start from the bottom... And last but not least once he explodes it is over... He is a selfish lover. So ladies if you waiting back stage it ain't worth it!

Wow... ew!

And MTO swears that this photo insinuates Drake most definitey has a "teeny weeny"...

Okay then.... pretty harsh stuff. What's with all the hatin'?