Mark Hoppus Twitter, TOP FIVE Quotes of the Week: Blink 182's Finest Tweeter's Amusing Tweets [UPDATE]

Mark Hoppus is always good for a lot of laughs when you look him up on twitter. He is constantly posting things that are hilarious, weird, off the wall, and a lot of other things. This week, it looks like he has been busy. Without further delay, here are the top five tweets from Hoppus over the last seven days.

NUMBER 1

Been working all week on a tweet about Shakira's hips having to stand before a grand jury to confront accusations of perjury.

— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) June 21, 2013

NUMBER 2

My relationship with twitter vacillates between "how do I ever possibly process all this information" and "someone please post SOMETHING!" — Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) June 23, 2013

NUMBER 3

430am. Just woke up from a dream where my major dilemma was deciding which t-shirt to wear in a video shoot. Story developing...

— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) June 22, 2013

NUMBER 4

Art from Monsters University is my spirit animal. — Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) June 24, 2013

NUMBER 5

In the airport lounge by myself, listening to other people's conversations and trying to read their texts. — Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) June 23, 2013

Well that is all of them. Now we just sit back and wait another week or two for his twitter to fill back up with hilariousness. Keep an eye out for new material and stories about Blink 182! Keep it real and keep it here on MSTARS!