Breaking Bad 'Blood Money': Season 5 Second Half Opener Gets Retold In Emoji [PHOTOS]

In case you've been away from the internet for the last week or so, the second half of Breaking Bad Season 5 premeired Sunday night on AMC. Since then, there have been countless recaps, evaluations, power rankings and predictions put forth by obsessives of Vince Gilligan's painstakingly crafted meth masterpiece (as a hardcore watcher, I probably read most of them). Still, even I was surprised by Zoe Mendelson's surprisingly articulate emoji recap of "Blood Money."

A few samples below:

Syringe + Cash = "Blood Money"

Walt in the future is Walt + Glasses

Heisenberg is Walt + Evil Smiley + Black Hat

Lydia is a dragon.

These are just beautiful.

This should give you an idea of how the recaps look. It's actually fairly easy to follow.

Hank was sitting on za toilet reading "Leaves of Grass" when he came to a sad realization. The dedication to W.W. matched Gale's writing. Walt = Heisenberg. Shock!!!

Head over to Fast Company to see them all (Personal favorite: Skyler telling Lydia- who is a dragon for the purposes of this recap- to get out of the car wash and not come back).