Michelle Obama Hip-Hop Album: First Lady Teams Up With DMC, Matisyahu, Travis Barker, Ariana Grande For 'Songs For A Healthier America' [TRACKLIST]

First Lady (of Rage) Michelle Obama is making a hip-hop album. Yes, seriously.

You shouldn't get too excited, however, as it appears that Michelle won't be hopping on the beat to "Grindin'" any time soon. Mrs. Obama has simply teamed up with Partnership for a Healthier America and Hip Hop Public Health to release an album about eating healthy.

Songs For A Healthier America will feature appearances by Jordin Sparks, Doug E. Fresh, Travis Barker, and Salad Bar (a group composed of Ariana Grande, Matisyahu and Barker). Michelle will make several appearances...in the music videos.

(Man, I haven't been this let down since I bought Drillary Clinton expecting some hot fire about Benghazi.)

Songs for a Healthier America Tracklist (via):

01. Everybody (ft. Jordin Sparks, Doug E Fresh, Ryan Beatty, Artie Green, Dr Oz and the Hip Hop Doc)
02. U R What You Eat (feat. Salad Bar (Matisyahu, Ariana Grande, Travis Barker))
03. Let's Move (ft. Doug E Fresh, Artie Green, Chauncey Hawkins, Easy AD)
04. Just Believe (ft. Ashanti, Gerry Gunn, Artie Green, Robbie Nova, Chauncey Hawkins)
05. Veggie Luv (ft. Monifah and J Rome)
06. Hip Hop FEET (Finding Exercise Energy Thresholds) (ft. DMC, Artie Green, and Chauncey Hawkins)
07. Stronger (ft. Shayna Steele, Jeremy Jordan, Our Time, Nils Lofgren)
08. Give Myself a Try (ft. Ryan Beatty)
09. Jump Up (It's a Good Day) Let's Move version (ft. Brady Rymer and the Little Band That Could)
10. Hip Hop LEAN (ft. Artie Green)
11. Pass the Rock (ft. Iman Schumpert and Artie Green)
12. Good Living (ft. Ashton Jones)
13. Beautiful (ft. Daisy Grant and Artie Green)
14. Change the Game (ft. The Happiness Club and Naledge)
15. Wanna Jump (Let's Move) (ft. Paul Burch and WPA Ballclub)
16. Mother May I? (ft. Amelia Robinson)
17. We Like Vegetables (ft. Los Barkers!)
18. Get Up Sit Up (ft. Ian James and Ricky Baitz)
19. One Step Forward (ft. Samite) 

Still, when Michelle Obama and hip-hop/R&B collide, good things happen.

Never forget.

What do you think of Michelle Obama's healthy hip-hop album? Should Salad Bar (Matisyahu, Ariana Grande and Travis Barker) tour together?

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