Panic! At The Disco Announce 'Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!' Tour Dates

Heads up, mall denizens. Panic! At The Disco are going on a two-month micro-tour in support of their (focus group-titled) latest Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!. 

The album, which dropped today via Fueled By Ramen, is kicked off by lead single "This is Gospel" and no doubt only gets more campy and insufferable from there.

 

Just...generally terrible, idnit?

Panic! At The Disco Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die! Tour Dates

1/14/14 - Seattle, WA @ Showbox SoDo
1/15/14 - Vancouver @ Commodore
1/17/14 - Salt Lake City, UT @ In the Venue*
1/18/14 - Denver, CO @ Ogden
1/19/14 - Kansas City, MO @ Uptown*
1/21/14 - Minneapolis, MN @ Skyway Theatre*
1/22/14 - St. Louis, MO @ Pageant*
1/24/14 - Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion*
1/25/14 - Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's*
1/26/14 - Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues*
1/28/14 - Washington, DC @ The Fillmore*
1/29/14 - Wallingford, CT @ The Dome*
1/30/14 - Boston, MA @ House of Blues*
1/31/14 - Montreal, QC @ Metropolis*
2/1/14 - Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
2/4/14 - New York, NY @ Roseland*
2/5/14 - Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory*
2/7/14 - Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle*
2/8/14 - Miami, FL @ Fillmore*
2/9/14 - Orlando, FL @ House of Blues*
2/11/14 - Houston, TX @ House of Blues* 
2/14/14 - Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee*
2/15/14 - Oakland, CA @ Fox Theatre 

*w/ The Colourists 

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If I can say one thing for P!ATD, it's that they realize there are disaffected teenagers everywhere and manage to play shows in every part of the country to reach that audience.