Bruno Mars enlists R. Kelly and Pharrell for "Gorilla (G-Mix)"

The most unbelievable, uncomfortable and all around strange love-making song of 2013 just got a little bit stranger (albeit more listenable). For the G-mix of his hit song "Gorilla," Bruno Mars brought in musical Midas Pharrell and R&B god R. Kelly to add a bit of actual sexiness to his song that is supposed to be about sex.

I'd like to think that R. Kelly heard Mars' ill-fitting sexual metaphors on a radio that was transmitting into his subterranean Chicago booty bunker and was forced to hop a flight to Hawaii to show Mars how grown folk do strained bedroom similes. 

"Anaconda in your garden"? "Deep down in your forest"? "Make that ***** growl"?

Long live the king.

The Pied Piper has been hopping on everything from Phoenix tracks to controversial Rocko cuts in anticipation of his upcoming album Black Panties. Never satisfied to do one thing for too long, Kellz has even been heard hyping up the return of everyone's favorite whacked-out R&B opera Trapped In The Closet.

What do you think of R. Kelly and Pharrell's contribution to the G-mix of Bruno Mars' "Gorilla"?