Hello Kitty covers Eminem's "Rap God"

Need a sign from the Internet that it's time to go to s;eep? Check out this Hello Kitty reimagining of Eminem's MMLP2 single "Rap God."

There are no words. Looking upon this video for too long, particularly the terrifying mouth that the video's creator decided Hello Kitty needed to have, is a surefire way to end up counting flowers on the wall.

True to the original, the best part is the opening monologue. Where Em dropped Wu-esque claims of bringing the full force of his skill down on the heads of his enemies, Kitty claims dominion over all species of Earth, man and dog included.

"A man gives you food, takes you for walks and picks up your poo. You look up with your big brown eyes and worship your master," the cat reasons. "As for me, I see someone cleaning my crap, giving me food, water and shelter, I can only conclude, they are no master. No sir. I'm the one being worshipped here." 

Unfortunately, the rest of the song fails to deliver on the promise of the intro, with herky-jerky animations and bad cat puns telling you in mile-high neon letters that it is absolutely time for bed.

(h/t to Jezebel)