Blake Shelton & Miranda Lambert divorce rumors humorously denied on Twitter, country crooner admits 'she's my life, never felt a stronger bond' [WATCH]

Rumors repeatedly suggest that Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are headed for an ugly divorce. But according to the "Boys 'Round Here" crooner, he's never been happier!

Check out this recent cover issue of the infamous gossip tabloid, Life & Style:

An alleged "insider" explains - "Friends think it's the end for Blake and Miranda... [She] gave him an ultimatum to shape up or ship out. She told him she wanted to start trying for a baby soon, but that he had to clean up his act first."

But apparently "The Voice" star chose alcohol over his wife, so things got heated:

"She's done with him humiliating her and is ready for him to grow up and get serious about their family's future," the source continues. "I have no doubt that she's leaving Blake if he doesn't change."

After this bogus report went viral, both Shelton and Lambert joked about things on Twitter:

@blakeshelton: "Me and @mirandalambert are reading about our separation... S*it!! I hope I get all the liquor in the divorce!!!"

@mirandalambert : "'@SirWill: @mirandalambert @blakeshelton Don't you guys separate every 6 months, and have a baby every 3 months?' Yes it's very exhausting!!"

And just a few days later, Shelton addressed the crazy divorce rumors again on The Today Show:

"I would take this opportunity to say, to clear the air," Shelton declared during the interview. "You might pick up a magazine or a tabloid any day of the week that'll say something about my relationship with Miranda, that it's in turmoil... The truth is, I've never felt a stronger bond with... not only with her but withany other human being in my life... She's my life."

How sweet!

Looks like this celebrity couple's in it for the long run!