'Real Housewives of New York' Recap: Berkshire Vacation Nightmare. Read What Happened on Last Night's Crazy Episode

By Mitch Thorpe, Mstars News writer | May 07, 2014 07:27 AM EDT

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An all-new episode of The Real Housewives of New York premiered tonight and man oh man was it filled with some juicy drama.

To start things off newest housewife, Kristen enlists her husband and businessman, Josh to help Sonja out with her zillion different business ideas. Josh tries to give Sonja some advice on where to start with her brand, but the housewife takes the advice more as a criticism. In past seasons, Sonja came up with business plans to market a toaster oven and a cookbook, both of which failed because she didn't have all the gears in motion to make them successful.

For seasons, everyone has been telling Sonja to pick one product and make sure all components are right before moving onto another one, advise that has clearly fallen to the wayside. The housewife says she has been working on a yellow and white diamond collection, a fashion shirt brand, franchising for a football team, and a perfume.

Josh tells her that she lacks focus and that talking about products and actually putting them in the marketplace, are two completely different things.

She lets him know that there is a method to her madness but that some people can't see where she is coming from.

Kristen walks back into the room and quickly feels the tension between her husband and Sonja; tension that will play out for the rest of the episode.

That night, Ramona, and the other housewives get together for a dinner party hosted by Heather, who uses this as an opportunity to invite them all on a vacation to her house in the Berkshires.

Ramona is very uncomfortable during that whole dinner since she is not really friends with Luann, Heather or Kristen. The housewives keep making jokes at Ramona and Sonja's expense, to try and lighten the mood.

Kristen husband, Josh is also in attendance, who brings up his meeting with Sonja. Ramona is not happy that they are discussing this and says, "Don't diss my BFF."

A majority of the episode takes place in the Berkshire's with Ramona complaining 100 percent of the time. Two of the best quotes of the episode come when Ramona, and Sonja are in the car together driving up to Heather's house.

"Does she have a tennis court there, does she have a pool there. No!! I like luxury!"

"The Berkshires are for people who cant afford the Hamptons."

The ladies aren't even out of the city yet before complaining about the situation in the Berkshires. After finding out that Heather doesn't have air conditioning, Ramona immediately gets on the phone and tries to order one and have it delivered.

The scene then cuts to Heather, who is slaving away at her house to get everything ready for the ladies, because in here words, "Ramona is a picky ass bitch."

Amen to that sister.

Ramona proves the theory right when she arrives asking where the handy man is to bring in her luggage.

Ramona and Sonja spend at least ten minutes of the show complaining about how hot it is at Heather's house, which is solved when a delivery man walks in carrying an A/C for Princess Singer.

Like a gracious host, Heather was completely unbothered by the newest addition to her house, even making a joke that older woman who are going through menopause need A/C because they like to stay cool.

After unpacking and enjoying some time in the yard, the ladies make their way to the pond where they will be canoeing and fishing, another thing that Ramona is not happy about.

"Swimming in a pond what am I a frog? I don't think so."

The ladies break out the wine, finally something Ramona will enjoy. She tells the girls that this is the first time she's felt good about being in the Berkshires. The tension for the dinner party seems to be erased as the ladies ease into the lake.

But the peace is short lives. Ramona uses the silence as a perfect opportunity to bring up what Josh said at the dinner party about Sonja. The conversation then switches to Kristen, who Ramona makes sure to tell Sonja and Carole that she doesn't like, saying that she's just there but never really says anything. Ramona voices her opinion about Kristen, which Kristen overhears and playfully splashes Ramona and Sonja who are still in the canoe.

Ramona becomes enraged at Kristen for get her hair wet after she just had it done. The ladies then start bickering about Sonja's and Josh's meeting to which Kristen says that she was just trying to help Sonja, something that Ramona hasn't done for her in the twenty years that they have been friends. This comment really aggravates Ramona who screams "Get out of my face" before throwing her wine glass at Kristen's and hitting her square in the lip.

The situation then turns crazy, when Carole realizes that the glass has split Kristen's lip wide open. LuAnn quickly oars over in her canoe to diffuse the situation saying that she was a nurse and she would take a look at the cut, ruling that Kristen didn't need stitch but that her lip would be swollen.

After all the commotion Ramona and Sonja paddle their boat to shore, get in the car, and leave the lake. The remaining housewives are left in the lake shocked by what just took place.

Next week the housewives continue their Berkshire vacation and we are sure there is going to be plenty more drama, just hopefully no more swollen lips.

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