Eminem Engaged? BOGUS Marriage Rumors Go Viral, 'Shady XV' Rapper (Not) Dating New Girlfriend After Rihanna 'Romance' Hype?

Eminem is NOT engaged.

Just to clear things up.

A recent report on the SATIRICAL website MediaMass is about to go viral online, claiming that Slim Shady and his "mystery" girlfriend were spotted shopping for diamond rings. Apparently their relationship is "heating up," and the Detroit native's ready to take that next big step.

Funny - considering the "Rap God" isn't involved in any sort of serious relationship.

The story includes a link that reads, "UPDATE: This story seems to be false." If fans take the time to click-through, an official "about" section explains:

The name "Mediamass"

The project's name is an ironic reversal of portmanteau "mass-media" (media for the masses) in "media-mass" which here means "media en masse" as mass production and therefore mass consumption are the object of our criticism.

The website "mediamass.net"

The website mediamass.net is the medium of our satire to expose with humour, exaggeration and ridicule the contemporary mass production and mass consumption that we observe

Also it will not only mock the producers (mainstream media, journalists) as it is common when questioning and criticizing mass media, but also the consumers as one cannot exist without the other. Sensationalism, lack of verification of information, ethics and standards issues are only symptoms of the actual social and economic order. This is particularly obvious when observing the role of social networking sites in spreading rumours.

All Stans should know that Em is not tying the knot anytime soon - he's currently focused on the upcoming release of Shady Record's highly-anticipated compilation album, Shady XV.

And forget about those dating rumors involving "The Monster" collaborator Rihanna - also false.

The only leading girl in Shady's life right now is his daughter, Hailie Jade!