Blake Shelton Slams Miranda Lambert Divorce Buzz On Twitter: 'The Voice' Star Jokes '#EatAD*ck'

Blake Shelton and longtime wife Miranda Lambert are NOT getting a nasty divorce - and quite frankly, the popular "The Voice" judge is tired of such seedy break-up rumors.

Thankfully, the beloved country music star has a pretty good sense of humor about it.

Earlier this week, the shady gossip tabloid In Touch reported (once again) that Lambert's marriage to the "Boys 'Round Here" crooner was in shambles. Apparently, the two are currently living "totally separate lives." They're so busy with their seperate tours and work schedules, the couple barely has any time to actually spend together. An alleged source reveals:

"They're barely togethe... Miranda is worried that if this keeps up, they'll continue to grow apart." 

Plus, their lifestyles simply aren't syncing. Lambert wants to shy away from Hollywood while Shelton enjoys basking in the limelight. They don't even drink together anymore, since the "Automatic" songstress is keeping a close eye on her weight loss.

While Lambert attempts to live the "simple life" in Oklahoma, Shelton continues furthering his career in LA. Of course, all of this has led to ongoing "trust issues" (via RadarOnline). 

Allegedly.

Well, Shelton put all the hype to rest on Friday (Oct. 3) by tweeting:

@blakeshelton: "Maybe because the divorce rate is so high the tabloids have just decided to play the odds with me and Miranda. Morons.. #eatadick."

Ha - vulgar, but true!

Surly, Lambert will re-tweet Shelton's amusing message. How romantic!