Snooki In Labor: Twitter Fans Humorously Welcome First Jersey Shore Baby, Lorenzo

"Jersey Shore" reality show megastar Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi gave birth to a little meatball of her own on Saturday evening ( with fiancé Jionni LaValle) - Lorenzo Dominic.

On Sunday Snooki tweeted:

@snooki: "I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE'S MY WORLD! <3."

Fans had some Twitter words of their own upon hearing the news of "Jersey Shore's" newest little member (most not very congratulatory). Check it out:

@DeathStarPR: "Snooki had her baby. Assuming most of you don't want to live on your planet anymore or, you know, generally? #DeathStarCares."

@TheFakeCNN: "Birth of Snooki's baby marks first time child born with more intelligence than mother."

@DannyZuker: "Neil Armstrong dies but hours later Snooki has a baby. Good one, God!"

@drunkNnaughty: "I bet Snooki's baby look like a Cheese Puff."

@growler130: " i will NOT make fun of Snooki's baby. poor kid already has enough problems #snookigenetics."

@TIMinBALTIMORE: "Snooki should go to the roof of Club Karma and hold her baby up for all of Seaside Heights to see like the beginning of the Lion King."

@TheBaddestBrian: "Lmfao, how much do you wanna bet that Child Services has to takeSnooki's baby before the world ends?"

@peteleetweets: "Stop making fun of Snooki's baby. Say something nice, like how it's already taller than her."

@DeanB15: "I can't wait to see pictures of Snooki and her new baby. I mean after she puts him in a tanning crib for a bit. Pale babies are disgusting."

@LousiPeitzman: "Snooki plans to market baby tanning lotion, Lorenzo's Oil."

@OpieRadio: "Congrats to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy, 5 NJ High School graduation rings, 2 condoms and 12 press on nails."

@EvilMikeTomlin: "Snooki says birth was incredibly easy because baby was able to 'walk right out.'"

@itrevormoore:"Can't imagine the horrors Snooki's baby has seen in the last 9 months."

@VerifiedDrunk: "Instead of mama Snooki's baby's first words will be vodka.

@Travon: "Snooki's baby was the first ever born with SIDS (Sudden Infant Douche Syndrome)."

@FilthyRichmond: "First public photos of Snooki's baby show him passed out on the boardwalk with a seagull sleeping on his head."

@msranabella: "Neil Armstrong died and Snooki gave birth to a baby boy. On the same day. Faith in life cycle: error 404 Not Found."

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