Miley Cyrus NOT Pregnant Amid Patrick Schwarzenegger Dating Rumors! Liam Hemsworth's Ex Sparks Silly 'Baby Bump' Buzz With New Boyfriend, Not Smoking Weed?

No - Miley Cyrus is not pregnant.

Shocker!

However, a recent cover issue of the seedy gossip tabloid Life & Style blares the headline:

"Pregnancy bombshells: Miley, a Kennedy baby?! The wild child's hot new romance takes a shocking turn."

Oh, and same goes for Justin Bieber's ex, Selena Gomez:

"Selena - she gets life-changing news a month after dumping Justin."

Oh, my.

Well, rumors suggest that the 22-year-old twerker is currently dating 21-year-old model/actor, Patrick Schwarzenegger. Read more on that here. Hey, they actually mkae a pretty cute couple!

And although it was an "accident," they're now expecting a child together... allegedly. And apparently Schwarzenegger has no idea he's about to be a dad!

An alleged source tells the mag, "In late October, she mentioned that her period was late... She took two pregnancy tests. One came back negative - and the other came back positive."

Now, the controversial songstress is secretly "preparing for motherhood."

The snitch continues, "Friends are convinced she's in the early stages of pregnancy."

Everyone knows - except the future baby daddy...

"She doesn't want him to think she's irresponsible... [But] she loves Patrick - and she loves the idea of having a Kennedy baby!"

So, she's excited. Cyrus is already in the "weird cravings" stage, but she's stopped drinking and smoking for now! Instead, she's traded marijuana for pregnancy books...

Yeah, right.

Another "legit" insider for GossipCop insists such crazy rumors are simply untrue. "Every day she's either dead or pregnant," the rep jokes.

Well, it's true! But right now, Cyrus seems to be enjoying her blossoming romance - and that's it!

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