'Vanderpump Rules' Reunion Recap: 10 Best Quotes from Tonight's Explosive Finale, What Did Scheana Marie, Stassi Schroeder & Jax Taylor Have to Say?

Raise your glasses high, this one's for you tonight! The cast of Bravo's guilty pleasure Vanderpump Rules is back for an explosive reunion. Scheana Marie, Katie Maloney, Tom Sandoval, and Jax Taylor are joined by the rest of Lisa Vanderpump's SUR gang as they rehash the past season of drama, hookups, and even laughs. It might be hard to believe but amongst all that drama there were definitely some laughs.

Andy Cohen takes the helm with his bestie Vanderpump as he grills the cast, and nothing is off limits. It seems that most of the first half of the episode focuses around Jax, as his relationship with Carmen and Tiffany was brought up. It seemed that the discrepancy when it came to the girls was whether or not they knew about each other. To which Kristen says that her friend Carmen was completely unaware of what was going on.

Another topic that was on everyone's lips seemed to be whether or not Jax had hooked up with the girl from the guys' San Diego trip. Jax stuck with his story that he was a perfect gentleman and simply went into the bathroom with her to hold her hair while she puked. However, it was the sound effects that the girl was making that threw everyone off. I mean, you don't say "Ohh baby," when you're vomiting ... at least, we don't.

The gay rumors surrounding Jax were also brought up, and featured some of our favorite quotes from the episode, which can be read below. Andy wants to get to the bottom of the rumors once and for all and straight up (no pun intended) asks Jax whether or not he had "sexual relations with that man." Jax confesses that the most he had done with John was give him a peck.

Andy also discusses the Tom and Kristen relationship drama that has taken place all season, even talking about the ugly sobbing moment that Tom had at the dinner with her in Miami. Despite all the BS that has gone on between them over the years, it seems that she is happy now with James, and that James is happy with her ... or at least that is what they are telling themselves. James also admits that they have grown up since filming and that it was particular hard to watch Kristen obsess about Tom throughout the season.

The moment that everyone has been not so anxiously waiting for, Stassi's arrival, throws a big wrench into everyone's already extremely tense moods. We don't get to see much of her though, just a brief confrontation with Jax as to why she cut him out of her life, but it looks like a lot more drama is coming our way in part two of the reunion.

Our recap wouldn't be complete without the best quotes from tonight's episode, so without further ado, here they are.

"You don't sleep with someone's girlfriend out of insecurity. He did it because he doesn't give a damn." —Lisa Vanderpump says to Jax about hooking up with Kristen while she was with Tom.

"Hot people like f*cking hot people." —Andy Cohen

"There is an ancient Chinese proverb that says, 'Just because you cheat, doesn't mean you're a cheater.'" —Tom Schwartz

"I don't think that smart women want to sleep with me." —Jax Taylor

"Who believes Jax's ... anyone?" —Andy Cohen

"You admitted it, you said he was the first gay guy you ever CAME across," —Lisa Vanderpump, throwing a sexual innuendo in at Jax's expense.

"He's a dirty bad dog that will stick it in anything." —Lisa Vanderpump to Jax

"I got 50 bucks that says Stassi walks out." —Jax Taylor

"We hate the same people, let's be best friends." —Katie Maloney say of the reason why Stassi and Kristen became friends.

"There are men telling me to shut up." —Stassi Schroeder doesn't get a warm welcome from her former friends.

It seems that the reunion is just heating up, as next week viewers will get to see an epic confrontation between Lisa and Stassi, as well as a surprise proposal from Tom Schwartz? WHAT!?

Tune in next week.