16-Year-Old Ronda Rousey Pokemon Message Board Revealed [PHOTO + VIDEO]

Not only can Ronda Rousey make you tap out but also her interests are better than yours. While you traded in your Gameboy for a neat little suit and a tiny desk at an investment firm, Rousey held on and still, on all conceivable levels, is cooler than you. Other than her fighting ability the Queen/King of UFC is essentially the same person from when she was a teenager and this wasn't more apparent than when a message board she moderated at 16 years old was unearthed. Before she was Rowdy Ronda, the master of arm bars went by the name Mew182 on GameTalk.com.

Back then Rousey had an interesting description of herself:

"I'm 12 feet tall, purple, a few scales, and every hour or so a chicken falls out of my ear. You get used to it after a while," Rousey wrote. "It's like the hiccups. Having all those chickens around get to be kind of a pain though."

A photo posted by rondarousey (@rondarousey) on Aug 5, 2015 at 5:50pm PDT

Rousey then went on to say that three of her favorite games were Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Pokemon and Jak and Daxter. She said each game's element of adventure and lack of a linear story are what made them top notch in her eyes:

"The summer I got Zelda: Ocarina of Time I would even dream about it. Then I'd roll out of bed and play it some more. To me games are like movies. I get emotionally involved, and that's what makes it so hard to erase an old game. I have about eight Pokemon cartridges and almost as many memory cards for various systems," Rousey said. "I also love how games get creative on different levels. Jak and Daxter is a good example. There are things you can do on a bird, in a vehicle, on foot, down a slide, under water, and over lava. There are just a million new ways to play every level so the game doesn't get repetitive or boring."

Rousey said she didn't enjoy repetitive games or any game with constraints such as time or lives. As much as she loved Ocarina of Time, its sequel Majora's Mask bothered her:

"Repetitive and boring games (like Quest 64) drive me insane. I hate it when games have a time or deadline thing (Majora's Mask was a great game, but I was constantly freaking out about the time). And I'm not big into the concept of lives," the champ continued. "All games should have an infinite amount of lives. Maybe they should invent a "death mode" where you win for coming up with the most creative way of killing your player."

Other than wearing a Vegeta shirt in the ring at Wrestlemania, the thing that proves she is essentially the same person was her philosophy. It's actually pretty damn introspective for a teenager. Most adults don't feel this way about anything.

 "If you screw up, don't freak out over it," Rousey said. "Just think that two years from now, it will have no impact on your life whatsoever. If whatever you did will have an impact on you two years from now, you REALLY screwed up, so you deserve to feel bad."

Other notable facts from her profile was that she considered herself a "shemale", thought Bush was a "retard" and had a band called "Blonds in Calculus." You can check out the full profile here.

Another cool edit from @alexmurilloart  A photo posted by rondarousey (@rondarousey) on Jun 15, 2015 at 3:00pm PDT