Political Condoms For Sale: 2016 Election Rubbers Promote Safe Sex!

Well, if you're going to get screwed, you might as well do it while wearing condoms, right folks? At least, that's the mindset of Paradise Marketing, who recently created a line of politically-themed rubbers for the 2016 presidential election. Whether you find yourself leaning a little to the left or right – we're talking about Republican or Democrat, pervs – each condom promotes both safe sex and smarter thinking.

That latter of which can fall into the category of either sex or politics.

Per a press release from Paradise Marketing, the new Political Condom Collection is for the "cynic in all of us."

Calling the condoms "timely" and "funny," Paradise ensures wearers that alongside keeping you safe from those unwanted pregnancies, they will also help you remember the importance of the upcoming presidential election.

Each condom comes with a different witty saying written on the package promoting the forthcoming election. Take a look at some below:

Don't Debate, Wrap Your Candidate
Thin as a Politician's Promise
Remember the Election with Your Next Erection
Either Way, You're Getting Screwed

...and of course...

Great for Any Position

To further pique your interest, here's a photo courtesy of Paradise Marketing.

To purchase the condoms, and see more of the sayings actually on the wrappers, head on over to Condomania – which is apparently a real thing.

Come on, everyone, who doesn't love a funny condom?

 With Willie Robertson, a great guy, at our 20,000 people event in Oklahoma last week.

A photo posted by Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) on Sep 30, 2015 at 10:05am PDT

That's right, thumbs up, Mr. Trump ... and that guy from Duck Dynasty.

Willie, maybe?

So, folks, which way do you lean: a little to the left or a little to the right?