Reggie Watts, Aziz Ansari Perform "Sandwich Date" Duet On 'Comedy Bang! Bang!'

Comedy weirdo Reggie Watts rarely does anything that isn't funny and his slow duet with Aziz Ansari about going on a date and getting sandwiches is no exception. As a part of the Reggie Watts series "Reggie Makes Music" on Comedy Bang! Bang! Aziz and Reggie ad-libbed a funky love song about everyone's favorite lunch.

Check the video out here.

Aziz starts out with the sexiest lines ever uttered:

"Girl, you are a female/ my sexual preference is females/ since you are a girl this is very convenient/ Girl, I wanna take you out tonight."

The topic quickly turns to sandwiches with Reggie employing his falsetto to act as the object of Aziz's desire (the human one, anyway). When it's revealed that Lady Reggie is a vegan, Aziz gets his thoughts about them off his chest before asking the question on everyone's mind around the dietarily restricted:

"But, for real, don't you miss cheese?"

The video is definitely worth a look.