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Modern Family returns to ABC for its sixth season on Sept. 25 and to get you ready for more fabulous one-liners from the whole cast, we've rounded up the best quotes from the Dunphy family.
Luke might be the youngest, but his quotes are top notch. Fingers crossed we see more magic tricks and battles of wit with Manny this season.
On his body:
"I'm still growing into my tongue."
On money:
"It's in a block of ice. I got the idea when I heard a bunch of rich guys talking about their frozen assets. Haha. Assets."
On studying:
"Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma!"
On causing problems:
"Sometimes I just like to toss a grenade and run away."
On life:
Alex is the typical "smart kid," which makes her jokes that much funnier. What would we do without Alex pointing out all the things her family does wrong?
On laughing:
"Could you L a little less OL?
On friends:
"You're never alone when you have books."
On family:
"Ugh. This family needs a dumbass-ectomy!"
On college antics:
"Don't you have a fraternity to pass out in?"
On friends:
Haley is not the brightest one in the family, but we love her just the same. Her fashion knowledge and attraction to bad boys makes her fun to watch and we know she will always do something to make us laugh.
On speeches:
"Doing a speech is easy. All you do is speak a song, like 'Don't Stop Believing' or 'Get This Party Started.'"
On court cases:
"In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute."
On being grounded:
"Being grounded is so much worse than it was in the olden days. My friends text and Facebook at the fun stuff they're doing while I'm stuck at home playing Jenga with my dad."
On desks:
"Oh, they're right there on the makeup table!"
On dressing up as Mother Theresa:
What can we say about Claire? She is fabulous, fierce and a bit crazy. Her insults are hilarious and sometimes mean, but who wouldn't be a little high strung with such an insane family?
On time:
"Yesterday, I accidentally said 'eleventy five.'"
On private schools:
"Yeah, well my kids are middle management material, at best. I didn't want to waste a lot of money."
On John Mayer:
"Please. Not even John Mayer has a John Mayer poster."
On being a parent:
"I don't want you to judge me, but I have to say something. Sometimes, I wanna punch my kids."
On honesty:
Last but certainly not least, the head of the Dunphy clan ... Phil Dunphy. Phil is hilarious and it's usually on accident, which makes him even more loveable. We cannot wait to see what he says next.
On his job:
"A realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless."
On alcohol:
"You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well. This is like that except you don't wake up in a castle ... you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."
On dancing:
"Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders."
On drama:
"Note to Claire, if you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids."
On fictional characters:
What's your favorite Modern Family quote?
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