Kristin Cavallari, Husband Jay Cutler Text Fight Scandal! Chicago Bears Quarterback 'About To Leave' 'Laguna Beach' Star Wife & Kids?

Kristin Cavallari has posted about the problems her and husband, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, have with the volatile quarterback threatening to abandon their children! The Laguna Beach and The Hills star posted a screenshot of text messages she received from the NFL's highest paid offensive player panicking while looking after the pair's children -- 2 year old Camden and 8 month old Jaxon -- as Cavallari partied in Los Angeles.

Jay Cutler is one fed up dad: https://t.co/bnJA3MI7wX

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) January 26, 2015

Turns out that while Cutler might be able to face the front seven of the NFL's best defenses (with carying degrees of success)... but apparently he can't handle a toddler and a baby. Cavallari cursed Cutler out, asking "what the f*ck" was going on, and then laughed about it later on her Instagram.

Cavallari and Cutler married 18 months ago, and it seems that even though Cutler signed a record $125 million contract at the beginning of last year, they don't "have a thousand nannies." And since he was benched last year, here's hoping Cutler sticks with Chicago this year and avoids being traded or benched again, because it appears he's not quite ready to be a stay-at-home dad yet.

Cavallari was in LA for the Miss Universe pageant according to The Washington Post, and posted a pic of a number of text messages from Cutler while she was in LA, with the string of increasingly hysterical texts from Cutler reading:

"Need u home asap"

"All hell has broken loose"

"Jax is in his crib"

"Cam refuses to eat."

"I'm about to leave"

Cavallari posted the texts to her Instagram, captioning them with:

"Contrary to what many people think, we don't have a thousand nannies. So with that being said, when I got home from LA 2 days ago this is what I landed to. Pretty hilarious. Ladies, u want your man to appreciate u? Leave them alone with the kids to see what we deal with!"

Check them out below:

Contrary to what many people think, we don't have a thousand nannies. So with that being said, when I got home from LA 2 days ago this is what I landed to. Pretty hilarious. Ladies, u want your man to appreciate u? Leave them alone with the kids to see what we deal with! A photo posted by Kristin Cavallari (@kristincavallari) on Jan 24, 2015 at 1:44pm PST

Man. It must be tough being the highest paid offensive player in the NFL -- who was also benched with three games to go in the season for journeyman backup Jimmy Clausen -- especially when you're actually forced to spend time with your kids.

As Deadpin's Tom Ley says, the funniest bit "is "I'm about to leave." Just imagine Jay Cutler dropping an open jar of baby food and a spoon in the crib, socking a juice box into the other kid's mouth, and dipping out. "You little shits are on your own. Daddy's going to the titty bar." It's perfect." Cavallari also posted a pic of the little 'terror' who was causing Cutler so many headaches, Camden.

This kid is 8 months old and he's already climbing stairs. This is the phase of mini heart attacks everyday  A photo posted by Kristin Cavallari (@kristincavallari) on Jan 24, 2015 at 9:55am PST

Cavallari, however, seems like she sorted things out at home, posting another shot showing her out partying with buds Lisa Vanderpump and Louise Roe. Nice one, Kristin.

See..we do eat! @louiseroe @lisavanderpump A photo posted by Kristin Cavallari (@kristincavallari) on Jan 25, 2015 at 2:24pm PST

As SB Nation point out, Bears fans now have the opportunity to make "jokes about how Cutler is as ill-equipped in charge of infants as he is in charge of an NFL offense."