USA's Donny! S01E05 Sexual Secrets of Married Men: Exposed Donny Deutsch, Regis Philbin Recap

USA Network continues Season 1 of their new comedy, Donny! In Episode 5, Sexual Secrets of Married Men: Exposed!, creator and star Donny Deutsch (Donny himself) needs help from his producer Pam (Emily Tarver) and Regis Philbin about over-sharing.

On his talk show, Donny talks about the sexual secrets of married men. As Donny goes over the list and sexual statistics, Pam wonders how she got the job. Donny asks an audience member if he thinks about his wife during sex. It turns out women do the same thing with their partners. 

After cutting to her commercial, Pam needs a shower because the show if filthy. Pam isn't too happy that Donny is going out with her friend. Even though Pam thinks it's a bad idea, Violet (Jessica Renee Russell) is excited to give her boyfriend the man-up sexual quiz from his show. 

While Donny ends up in bed with Pam's friend, Elizabeth (Sheetal Sheth), his assistants Zoe (Meera Rohit Kumbhani) and Jackie (Hailey Giles) end up taking the quiz. The two realize the quiz is very sexist and the most offensive thing Donny has ever done. 

In bed with Elizabeth, Donny ends up talking about brain bang. After his fake ad, Donny admits his physical and mental partner was actually her. Elizabeth though was thinking about Mike Huckabee, Rachel Maddow, and Anderson Cooper. Donny couldn't believe she was thinking about Bill O'Reilly. 

While talking to Pam, Donny thinks she has too much of a news fetish. Pam's life got worse because her boyfriend took Donny's quiz. After taking the quiz, Violet's boyfriend ended up watching porn all the time. Zoe and Jackie argue over real statistics, mentioning women are better at lying and cheating than men. 

In the bathroom, Donny hears a buzzing sound. Back in the bedroom, he catches Elizabeth using a vibrator. Donny is insecure about her bringing a sex toy in the bed. Donny thinks he hit a sharing bump, but he's not wrong.

As his sexual quiz gains steam, Donny gets a text from Regis Philbin. Donny learns from Regis that not sharing is caring. After getting more hate mail from the social media and press, he needs to set things  right.

During his interview with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, Donny takes his own quiz and talks about a sexual fantasy with Martha Stewart. His assistants are grossed out with his fantasy about Martha making muffins for him. 

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